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sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

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dapperalbinobudgie:

instagrarn:

goodnight moon. goodnight Milky Way. goodnight Ursa Major (UMa I dSph). goodnight 24IC 1613 (UGC 662.350[8].

goodnight nerd

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hellolittledaisy:

I NEED FAT FRIENDS SO BAD. I WANNA WEAR EMBROIDER FAT MIDDLE FINGERS ON 4XL CROP TOPS W/ THEM AND TAKE PICTURES OF OUR NECK FAT WHILE WE CHILL IN FATKINIS IN OUR FAT QUEENS CLUB. PLS GOD. I NEED FAT BABES AROUND ME. I NEED BIG BELLY STRETCH MARKS AND CHUBBY LIL FINGERS. THANK U.

Quote 17 Oct 29,482 notes
I’m 36 and I am at a really good place in my life right now. And when I was your age, in college, I wasn’t. So don’t you let anyone tell you that college or your 20’s should automatically be the best part of your life, or that growing up and being an adult means everything goes downhill. That’s bullshit. I am so happy right now as a middle-aged person. That’s totally a thing. So don’t worry about growing up.
— My chemistry professor today, just out of the blue. I thought it was really apropos for all college-aged individuals. (via ohmarine)

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hellboyfriend:

littleshrekthings:

shrek fashion is real, and it is spectacular

i legitimately honestly cannot believe this im not even laughing im speechless i didnt know the world could be like this

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Photo 16 Oct 128,526 notes emkamm93:

It’s almost that time of the semester. 

emkamm93:

It’s almost that time of the semester. 

Photo 14 Oct 132,280 notes liyahetman:

Very rare - black orchid or Cymbidium Kiwi Midnight.

liyahetman:

Very rare - black orchid or Cymbidium Kiwi Midnight.


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